Or something like that. I don't know.. I think it's mostly true but that's what makes them legends, right?
There's another one I remember about this particular nutty breakfast server who worked there years ago. Apparently, when her birthday came, she monitored all of the people from her friends list on Facebook and made sure they posted a birthday message on her wall. The next day, she posted something about "real friends vs. fake friends" and proceeded to unfriend all those that failed to do this birthday gesture.
So I've officially taken and completed my month long social media hiatus. During which I also took some time to reflect on the company I keep. Both online and in real life. I spent the last two weeks thinking about my own Facebook friends list and where I was going to start cleaning it up. The first handful of names came easily. The next handful I had to think about a little and then soon, random names just came popping up in my head until I realized that if I actually unfriended everyone I wanted to, I would eliminate over half of my friends. Maybe more.
It was very quickly after this that I realized I needed a lot longer than one month away from Facebook.